Supernatural has given me unrealistic expectations in men
If I’m going to have a boyfriend I want him to have a sexy, deep voice and intimate knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and wings.
If you give me a script and a fandom I can become this man you seek
More waiting periods for abortion than for guns.
Because, you know, it’s pro-life to have easy access to death machines and pro-liberty to try to make women give birth against their will…
Or wait, is it the other way around? I get confused. Conservative reasoning is so self-contradicting it’s hard to keep track of these things.
Im pretty sure the song “Homestuck” will be used to end Homestuck
if this is not one of the best headlines you have ever seen then i am v sorry but i can not help you
First wild chamomile harvest of the year.
can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
Anonymous asked you: dave encounters guidestuck cal (alt title: the knight of time meets the bard of light)”
Cal ain’t got time for thisbefore i read the caption i thought this was Rose as a bard i’m about to cry
PSA:by Antler Ridge Wildlife Sanctuary.
Some ignorant asshole left this note on my sisters car today!! My sister was parked in a handicap spot WITH her handicap sticker on the mirror and some jerk has the nerve to write this note to her! My sister has Cystic Fibrosis, a condition which attacks the lungs. She is very sick but you cannot tell just by looking at her. She cannot breathe when walking in this heat! So screw you ignorant jerk!!! I hate you!! Please share this with whoever you can! Thank you!
Fuck people who do this. I’ve been harassed in person before for using my handicap placard, and the woman made me cry. No apologies. She just drove away.
THIS INFURIATES ME.
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.
Makes me so mad.
I’m about to kill someone
One time my uncle parked in a handicapped spot and started to get out of the car, and some lady came up and started yelling at him. She said a bunch of rude stuff about him not being handicapped, so he pulled up his pant leg and took off his prosthetic leg without a word.
Do they expect people to fall out of the car and crawl along the floor or something? Not every disability is visible!
I think this could be considered a reference…
Reference, indeed.
Oh.
i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
what
are you even
trying to accomplish
this isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god
…Fucking Olympics.
Walking in on the wrong class
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish
One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate
you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
